Turds

Arse Bandit is the wildest poo in the west! Arse Bandit is a special addition with only 5000 produced so Arriba Arriba get there quick!!!

Bad Sh*t Turds figurine will make you realise we've all been there and done that! This will be a reminder to us all of what a heavy night entails!

Bazturd is a mean, nasty piece if sh*t, don't cross him, he is known for being a squeezer and goe's about his life as he pleases. Bazturd is part of the Turds 2007 Range

Bird Sh*t comes with Iron and Mop and some series Turdie power.

Wife to Tough sh*t this is the female Chav of Turds. Burberry hat not included.

Bullsh*tter is part of the Turds 2007 Range. He is a cheecky bogger that will do anything to make a bit of money.

David crapham is the best looking crap around as well as being an international superdoo shatball player. David Crapham is part of the Turds 2008 collection.

Ivisible pan is part of the Turds 2008 collection, a mad scientist that you better watch out for, he could be behind doooo!

Originating from Sh*t-a-lee Julius Squeezer was an unforgetable turd that went down the pan in history. Julius Squeezer is part of the Turds 2006 collection.

Born in Bowl de Tech, this little geeky piece of plop has a genius knowledge of any technical piece of shiquipment. Log on is part of the Turds 2006 collection.

Mr. Brown is now a discontinued Turd from the 2004 collection. Mr Brown comes fully loaded, one of the meanest Turds in town and the right hand man to the Bogfather and has plenty of attitude.

No Sh*t Sherlock from the 2005 Turds collection comes with Watson the maggot and PVC magnifying glass and the ability to state the obvious, guaranteed to find nothing and lose everything.

Nutty comes with straight jacket and his loving little glove puppet, completely bonkers he lives next door to Hannibal Lecturd. Some Crazy sh*t. Nutty is now a flushed part of the turds collection.

Pebble Dash is part of the Turds 2006 collection. Unfortunately, Pebble Dash is the original 'Englishman Abroad' sort of Turd, and just in case you don't recognise him, he's the one sunburnt Turd on an overcrowded Slick Beach.

Poo Diddy is reknowned international crap star. He has had many names over the years...but in Turd world thats his name so don't wear it out. Poo Diddy is part of the turds 2008 collection.

Predaturd is a special edition from the 2005 Turds collection. With a production run of just 5000 get in there quick! if you can smell him without getting caught!

Rimbo is a special edition of the 2006 Turds collection, with a production run of just 5000. He is out for revenge! to squit anyone that gets in his way.

Rimdiana Jones was produced as part of the Shite club 07/08. Here he is with is little dung crystal skull and his poseable whip.

Same Sh*t Different Day is part of the Turds 2007 collection. We all know how it feels being stuck at work day in day out...

As Tony says ''Every doo has his day.'' Tont Bowltana is one high flying, drug dealing sh*it.

He prays on the weak is greedy for movey, loves violence you could say he is the don of turdsville!

Scoop Doggy Poo is part of the Turds 2007 collection. He is cooler than cool, Scoop is almost a frozen sh*it he's that ice cold!!

Sh*t for Brains is part of the 2006 Turds collection.

Sh*t for Brains looks up to his idols The Elephant Pan, Frankenstrain, it reminds him of himself, he is therefore a lonely piece of crap.

Sh*t Happens is part of the Turds 2007 collection. This unlucky pile of poo, gets all the worst...

But hey! Sh*t Happens.

Sh*te cook is the perfect gift for anyone you know or love that thinks they can whip up a storm in the kitchen! When in fact thier cooking skills are nothing but yukky poo!

Are you scared of someones driving abilities? this Sh*te Driver Toilet award will not only make them laugh, but hopefully take the hint that they really are crud at driving.

Someone you know thinks they're the Sh*t at footie, but are clearly not! instead you feel embarresed just by watching them?

Then Sh*te Footballer will be the perfect gift for them!

Is your dad, husband, uncle or someone you just know is absolutely shite at golf but think thier brilliant? This Turd trophy 'Sh*te Golfer' will illustrate that in a way that is nothing more than potty humour!

Is your man useless at romance? well ladies the Sh*te Lover Toilet Award by the Turds will spell it out loud and proud just how poopy he is...hopefully it won't make him offended!

Sh*tfaced Again, is the new generation from the turds. He is part of the 2007 Turds collection

He has come along way from just beimg Sh*tfaced, smoking his doo through a pipe to reach that ultimate hit.

Sh*t Faced Ashtray is the perfect present for anyone whether a collectore or just as an unusual gift.

This Sh*t Faced Ashtray is a Flushed item, and is very collectable.

Sh*tty knickers are part of the Turds 2007 range. These guys are cruddy scandalous so you better watch out, they can get your purse without even realising.

Sh*tfaced 2003 is a flushed collectable in the turds collection.

Is highly collectable and Sh*tfaced loves to get hhhiiiiggghhh!

Sick Sh*t is part of the Turds 2007 collection.

Sick Sh*t is the Dihorrea of the turd world he is not well ever he eats raw crappy food.

This is just one of the many reasons Sick Sh*t is always ill.

Sloppy Sh*t is part of the 2005 Turds collection. Sloppy is charming and is a bit of a Turdettes favourite. If you look at Sloppy's eyes you can tell he's totally devoted!

Smell Raiser is part of the 2006 Turds collection, special edition with a 5000 production run.

From the depths of the darkest bowels in existence, comes one scary sh*t to rival the likes of Freddy Pooger and Smellboy.

Smellboy is part of the limeted edition of flushed Turds collection. This beautifully sculpted Turd comes with some lovely touches that tell the story of the final battle between Freddie Pooger and Smell Boy.

Stealth Predaturd is even harder to catch! Stealth predaturd is extremely rare and collectable. So sniff him out quick and get yours now!

Stormpooper is part of the Turds 2008 collection.

This is an awesome take for any fan for the films, or a great addition to your new turds collection.

This Turds life was unfortunately cut short when one day the Sh*t Hit The Fan. Now he is nothing but a little smear.

Tough Sh*t is part of the 2007 Turds collection. He is a rough ready piece of crap that loves violnce and turning other turds into the poo off your shoe.

The thing that won't die, in the nightmare that won't end. Your future is in his hands, the Turdinator has his 12 gauge auto- loader and is ready for action.

Wierd Sh*t is the most alternative adolescents you will see in Turdsville. He loves to look different but hates everyone and is a sad little piece of plop.

Although Whifty tries to keep his arse clean, a well known c-rapper to all, but there is always some cack-addicted turdette with a kiss and smell story which makes him sh*t the headlines…

Will Turder is a gallent pirate that shows fart and class...he is no drunken fool like his rival Cack Sparrow.