Arse Bandit

Arse Bandit is the wildest poo in the west! Arse Bandit is a special edition with only 5000 produced so Arriba Arriba! Get in there quick!!!

Production run: 5,000

This Turd is the fastest dung in the West who rides with Billy the Skid in the outbacks beyond Area Fifty Poo. Fully loaded, this is a corker to add to the collection or for any one that takes 30secs on the loo.

Don't drink the water, careful of the bandits and if it's moving, for heaven's sake don't eat it! Wise words for Turds holidaying on the dusty trails of Slick Beach, for it's amongst the dodgy suntans and cacti that the gun totting, robbing sh*t, Arse Bandit lies in wait for the next hapless tourist.

Arse Bandit's ruthless robbery techniques are legendary with his most infamous hold-up being the Fart-Goes-Well bullion train. After staying on the run from the filth for almost 2 years, Arse was nearly caught in Muchos Crappos Bar, after too many tequilas and Burritos... and not enough windows to fit his bulk through...

After this lesson, Arse Bandit retired to the quiet life amongst the dunes of Slick Beach to rob Turds via non-violent methods such as selling fake watches and fake posters to gullible Turd tourists.

Arse Bandit has been hand painted and is made of polyresin this special edition figurine stands approximately 13cm 5" log book, collector's date of dump certificate with individual coding, and top turd tips.

Complete with his own Guns, hat and bullet belts.

Likes: Shooting things that move, shooting things that don't move and shooting things he has already shot...

Dislikes: Non-counterfeit goods

Catchphrase: The fastest dung in the west!