Bazturd

Bazturd is a mean, nasty piece if sh*t, don't cross him, he is known for being a squeezer and goe's about his life as he pleases. Bazturd is part of the Turds 2007 Range

As soon as he was old enough to walk he was lifting maggot bars from W.H Whiffs, just for kicks. Bazturd a.k.a 'The Squeezer' is often felt before he is seen, as he lurks in the shadow of the Chocolate Starfish. Renowned for his sharpness, Bazturd sleeps very little due to his diet of coffee, coke and nicotine. Comes complete with log book and Turd handling tips.

Favorite hang out: Stringypoolows

Favorite saying: 'i'm the Sh*t alwight!'