Bird Sh*t

Bird Sh*t comes with Iron and Mop and some series Turdie power.

Wife to Tough Sh*t this is the female Chav of Turds. Burberry hat not included.

Many Turds will grumble that they get plenty of sh*t from 'er indoors, when they come home late, drunk and smelling of other Turdettes.

But nothing...nothing, compares to the crap dished out by this chav turdette on her rogue husband Tough Sh*t.

Known to swing her iron with uncanny accuracy, Tough Sh*t has the smoothest face in Turd World for all the wrong reasons.

This grafting babe had a tough life growing up in the slums of Dumpsville and is one of the few Turds that can juggle ten screaming skids and still manage to catch Jerry Sh*tslinger show.

One look in her eyes is all you need to know that she's got her sh*thole of a home just how she likes it... so be careful where you step when you visit.

Bird Sh*t has been hand painted and is made of polyresin and stands approximately 11cm 4 1/2" high he comes with complete with logbook and turd handling tips.

Likes: Mindless trash TV, beating up Tough Sh*t, reading 'the Bum' newspaper.

Dislikes: Tough Sh*t's booze buddies and working for a living.

Catchphrase: Speak to the hand, cause the faece ain't listening!

Don't forget Bird Sh*t is no longer produced so add this to your turd collection, before it's too late!