David Crapham

David Crapham is the best looking crap around as well as being an international superdoo shatball player. David Crapham is part of the Turds 2008 collection.

Starting his career with Panchester Utd, this talented Turd of Shatball became infamous in The Turd World. He then later went on to marry one of the Shite girls, poo spice Victoria Crapham.

David Crapham prides himself on his appearence and apart from being a talented shatballer, David Crapham also is an excrement model, as well as being a proud father to his three little turds.

Favorite hangout: shatball practice

Favorite saying: 'doo-doo duh'