Julius Squeezer

Originating from Sh*t-a-lee Julius Squeezer was an unforgetable turd that went down the pan in history. Julius Squeezer is part of the Turds 2006 collection.

Lives: Sh*t-a-lee (old province of the Turd world)

The former Empoo-ror of the Turd World, Julius once controlled the pan with one wipe from his hand. A noble crud who loved nothing more than to watch a good Turd choppin' in the bowels on the arena, cheering his favourite gladiator, Farticus, as he sliced the sh*t out of his opponents.

Poolitical fighting within the depths of the Rimpire began as Squeezer tightened his grip upon the Turd world. There was a plot planned to knock Squeezer off his porcelain throne and he was ironically sh*t stabbed to death by a group of crafty shites led by Clausiass and Brutearese.

The stabbing of Squeezer has left its skid on the pan of the Turd World and it is suggested that this is where the saying "Look behind you before you flush" originated.

Likes: Rimpire building, Bums down, Lavitorial battles

Dislikes: Sharp objects, friends, Bog

Favorite Hangout: Bowels of the arena.

Favourite saying: 'Owch!'