Log On

Born in Bowl de Tech, this little geeky piece of plop has a genius knowledge of any technical piece of shiquipment. Log on is part of the Turds 2006 collection.

A hard working nurse from Stainsfield Hospital, Log On deals with sh*t on a daily basis, be it cleaning it or talking to it. A modern day geek and unlucky in love, Log On turns to Shat sites to find himself a hot piece of turdette to date.

Log On always takes on more than he can manage and normally ends up, up to his neck in sh*t, struggling with the easiest of podoku puzzles.

Luckily, his best buddy Number 2 is always on hand with Deep Sh*t and a spade to dig him out.

Likes: Rim Trek, Sci Fi and being nerdy

Dislikes: Lazy Sh*t, Vampoos, missing Rim Trek

Favorite hangout: Rim Trek coventions

Favourite saying: 'Captain's Log…'