Mr. Brown

Mr. Brown is now a discontinued Turd from the 2004 collection. Mr Brown comes fully loaded, one of the meanest Turds in town and the right hand man to the Bogfather and has plenty of attitude.

Born of twins and being orphaned by the effort, Mr Brown and his brother Mr Pink grew up on the doorstep of Brownmile Prison. With all the criminal activity in the area, the teenagers started their own gang called the Reservoir Bogs.

During a bungled sh*t-and-run operation they were nearly wiped out by 'the filth' (Turdvilles's police force). They relocated to Butt Side Central (a good place to live with easy access to Stainsfield Emergency Hospital), here they became employed by the nefarious Bogfather to run a ruthless crack-a-teering operation in lower Drudge Town.

However, since Joe Turd wiped out Mr Pink in the Dirt Alley incident, Mr Brown's reputation as a cold hard killer only grew further. This is an arse-sassin without remorse, who never misses a shot. He is currently wanted in connection with 14 Turd deaths at the strip joint "Greasy Ends" operated by Al Ca-pong (Bogfather's rival), but with no hard evidence to pin this killer down, he is expected to slip through the fingers of the justice department once again.

Favourite hangout: the Bum joint, watching pap dancing girls.

Favorite saying: The meek shall inherit the rim...like sh*te!