No Sh*t Sherlock

No Sh*t Sherlock from the 2005 Turds collection comes with Watson the maggot and PVC magnifying glass and the ability to state the obvious, guaranteed to find nothing and lose everything.

No Sh*t Sherlock was the most hapless of all Turd detectives, the one who got everywhere and stuck to a problem until the public got bored and wandered home. In his efforts to rid the Turd World of crime, he's called in the TWAT police teams to bring down the likes of Bonny and Slide, Al Ca Pong, Hannibal Lecturd and his brother Hannibal Sphincter. He failed spectacularly on all counts, hence he is now called a TWAT himself.

With his trusted assistant Watson the maggot, his magnifying glass and his nose for the crappiest crimes and criminals on earth, No Sh*t Sherlock was the worst detective in history.

Shat the Ripper, one of Turd world's most infamous serial killers, eluded the application of his pooper-detective brain...for 40 years! To this day, rumours remain that Shat still stalks the dark, back passages of Brownchapel.

Favorite hangout: crime scenes in Bog central

Favorite saying: 'Alimentary my dear Watson!'