Predaturd

Predaturd

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Predaturd is a special edition from the 2005 Turds collection. With a production run of just 5000 get in there quick! if you can smell him without getting caught!

Predaturd is an Extra Turdestrial warrior from the Outer Rim, whose fearsome appearance hides a secret: he is the crappiest hunter of his species.

During their voyage to the Rings of Uranus, Predaturd stowed away on Rim Trek's spacecraft, able to avoid detection by making himself invisible. This ability to disappear up his own ass, although painless enough, can be quite disturbing to watch. A collision with the G.A.S.A. space station "Reir" sent debris from the Benderprise splashing down in the Amazon Bowel Drain Forest. Here the Predaturd set up camp and the safari began.

Predaturd has the urge to hunt, but barely enough ability to catch a cold. According to Rimdianna Jones - fearless explorer, his only confimed kills are some ferocious flies, although rumours persist that he may have moved on to bigger prey...

This is the most hyped Turd in history. Predaturd has been kept under lock and key, held in as it were for an unhealthy amount of time before its imminent release to an expectant public.

Based on the iconic Predator (the alien from the film of the same name), Predaturd has caused more internet hubbub among the Turd community than any other Turd released.

Favourite hangout: Amazon bowel drain.

Favourite saying: 'now you smell me... now you don't.'

Size: 172mm x 182mm x 151mm

Weight: 546g

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