Rimbo

Rimbo is a special edition of the 2006 Turds collection, with a production run of just 5000. He is out for revenge! to squit anyone that gets in his way.

The hardest Turd you'll ever pass within the Turd World. Rimbo makes Tough Shit look like Fudgepacker. He was trained by the best to be the best. Rimbo was a commando leader during the Gulf war, earning himself a pair of purple farts and the hearts of the turdettes everywhere.

After finding Saddam Asspain tucked in a dark tight hole in the depths of " i-Crack " , hiding with his weapons of Ass destruction, Rimbo has now been sent to Crapistan. With his suppository gunsblazing, he's looking for the one known as Osbin Sh*tless, the leader of the Talipan.

However, this mission is not going to plan as rumors have spread that Rimbo may have to be recalled due to increasing concerns regarding the invasion of the cockroach army... Lets see how this sh*t pans out!!

Favourite hangout: The Gulf coast kicking ass.

Favourite saying 'Don't flush me!'