Sh*te Lover

Is your man useless at romance? well ladies the Sh*te Lover Toilet Award by the Turds will spell it out loud and proud just how poopy he is...hopefully it won't make him offended!

Trophies are usually given to those who have achieved something special. From sports people who score goals to movies which touch the minds of the masses, we celebrate them each year. Now there are a new set of awards that help to appreciate those who try, but don't always succeed.

Lets face it, we all know the type. The kind of person who has a story for every occasion but when it comes to putting it in to practice, they haven't quite got what it takes. With this collection of Turd Trophies you will be able to burst their ego bubble without causing a stink.

Sh*te Lover is part of the Turds Toilet awards collection and makes a perfect gift for a loved one.