Sh*tty Knickers

Sh*tty knickers are part of the Turds 2007 range. These guys are cruddy scandalous so you better watch out, they can get your purse without even realising.

These sneaky nickers would steal the pants off your seat; they have even been caught s-wiping toilet roll from Crapdonalds and burger bump. Such is their stupidity however, that they would even steal from each other. What a mess it makes when they come to divvy up the loo-t.

This pair of Sh*tty Knickers have no remorse they would be out on the blob til the break of morn, they love wheeling and dealing, they nick so much nothing they own is their own!

Favourite hangout: Your pocket.

Favourite saying: ''Easy target.''