Shitfaced (2003 Collectable)

Sh*tfaced 2003 is a flushed collectable in the turds collection.

Is highly collectable and Sh*tfaced loves to get hhhiiiiggghhh!

Sh*tfaced is a nomad who now and again comes back to his mother's trailer at 'Bob Hope's No Hope Trailer Park' to pick up some fresh herb for his travels around Turd World.

Indeed, his journey from the trailer park into Turdville is now nicknamed by locals as the ''8 Mile High Club'' after a UFO (Unconscious Flying Object) sighting, where Sh*tfaced was seen floating after a rather good toot on the wackier baccy.

Now and again you'll see Sh*tfaced at evening time, shooting flies and drinking beer with his buddy Widebirth. These two go-getters love nothing more than to ''toot and shoot'' til the munchy hours strike.

Apart from smoking dope, munching on maggot burgers and shooting flies all day this Turd has very little going on in his life. Occasionally, Sh*tfaced will go to the shops...his mother is very proud.

Favourite hangout: His sh*thole bedroom.

Favourite saying: ''Same good sh*t...different day!''