Sloppy Sh*t

Sloppy Sh*t is part of the 2005 Turds collection. Sloppy is charming and is a bit of a Turdettes favourite. If you look at Sloppy's eyes you can tell he's totally devoted!

One of the most romantic little sh*ts you'll ever meet, Sloppy loves just about everyone - but not everyone loves him! Falling in love at the plop of a splat, Sloppy has had more wipeouts than Floater!

Sloppy recently smashed the record, previously held by Sh*tney, for 'the shortest marriage within the Turd world'. After a drunken binge, he married Dee Dee Dump, a gold digging 'Pap Girl' from the Moulin Stooge, who, so sickened by Sloppy's ways by the end of their wedding day, didn't even turn up for the honeymoon!

For a Turd so full of affection, Sloppy is a really shy sh*te. He can all too often be found alone, in strawberry rims park, writing poetry to soften his next love. But will he ever find a Turdette to grow crusty and white with?

Favourite hangout: the bogroom with a special Turdette.

Favourite saying: ''Roses are red, violets are poo.''