Turdinator Poo

The thing that won't die, in the nightmare that won't end. Your future is in his hands, the Turdinator has his 12 gauge auto- loader and is ready for action.

In the Year of fartness, 2029, the rulers of this planet devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the Future by changing the Past. The plan required something that felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created 'THE TURDINATOR'

Known to only a few, the accident didn't create one Turdinator, but in fact two. The contaminant seeped into a diarrhoea drain, creating the Diarrhoea Poo Thousand, a slimy Turd with no emotion, other than jealousy.

Favourite hangout: Cruising on his motorshite.

Favourite saying: '' I'll be shat.''