Whifty Scent

Although Whifty tries to keep his arse clean, a well known c-rapper to all, but there is always some cack-addicted turdette with a kiss and smell story which makes him sh*t the headlines…

This bullet ridden c-rapper just won't stay down. This bad ass mother grew up in the slums of Brown Chapel, spending much of his time listening to Public Enema and practicing his body plopping. Now one of the biggest crap artists in the plop charts, his collaborations with artists such as Eminenema and Scoop Doggy Poop have made this sizeable sh*t a legend.

Before cleaning up in the crap scene, Whifty used to lead a life of grim. He was one of Drudge Town's biggest bug dealers, selling maggot candy and pimping out flies at the Moulin Stooge club. Alas, this led to him being shot to sh*t by Poo Diddy in a stinking drive-by poopin'.

Favourite hangout: Moulin Stooge.

Favourite saying: ''Is it cos i'm brown?''